Well my friends, if you are the lucky few who have an iPhone and have to piss like a racehorse, then you are in luck. Have2P is an iPhone app you can download that will let you know the location of the closest commode. It is useful because there is a rating system that lets you know if it is friendly to outsiders. Not like that Chinese Food place last weekend that wouldn’t allow “non-customers” to use their facilities. “No! Customa Onry!” Technically if you are using their bathroom, you are a customer….no? That makes no sense.
Here is a list of its features:
- Automatically detects your current location to find restrooms in the local area
- Scan helpful tips noted by others, like whether the restroom is for patrons only, if it has a changing table, and how clean it is
- An urgency detector senses when you (and the phone) are shaking and starts a fresh search for nearby restrooms
- Use restroom ratings for when you actually have a choice
- See restrooms on a map
- Add new restrooms to share with others
- Find other places nearby with expanded search capabilities
- Avoid businesses that have been flagged for having no public restrooms – saving you precious time
Pretty friggen useful next time you contemplate taking a poo behind that bush and asking a bum for his newspaper to wipe your rear. Not smart, never mess with a man and his blankets. So, if you own an iPhone and are tired of getting public urination tickets from the pesky police, then go and download this app from the itunes store.
