So let’s say you have a friend who has a fear of turtles for some odd ass reason. Maybe they were raped by one when they were a child, it can happen. Well, you can turn their fears into nightmares by having a turtle prank call them. For only $2, you can have a turtle call someone and have a legit discussion…well, sort of. Check it out:
So what are you waiting for, shell out 2 bones and get this turtle pranking your ex-girlfriends or whatever. Because that is a sure fire way to get them back.
If you have him call me, I will hunt you down and cut you. I’ll do it. I swear.
