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Feb152009

Random Pastime Moment of the Day!

wake Random Pastime Moment of the Day!

As a kid, you accept the games around the house, mainly ones your parents thought would be acceptable time passers. Trouble, Connect Four, or Checkers were probably three of the more common place board games. Mousetrap and Chutes and Ladders also had a place in the house.

Then there were the games you thought were fun but when looked back upon bring up quite a few questions. Don’t Wake Daddy gets the nod in today’s Pastime of the Day. For a few reasons, one being that this game was awesome. Two is that you never really questioned why you didn’t want to wake daddy except that you lose. Was daddy just home from the bar, drunk, and needed his rest? If you woke him was he going to beat mommy? Was he going to make you do your homework? I believe the creator of this infamous game had a dad that did not want to be woken, for if he did wake his dad, he ended up with a black eye, before being shipped off to military school. Oh but, he got his revenge! This game became a multi-million dollar hit! Now, if only they made a sequal with a spring releasing fist to make the loser truly walk away the loser.



Feb142009

Man Tries To Pay Bill With Spider Drawing

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

spider Man Tries To Pay Bill With Spider Drawing

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Feb132009

Random Pastime Moment Of The Day!

snowman 170x300 Random Pastime Moment Of The Day!

To better allow our viewing audience to understand the writers of  TCM are in fact, literate, I dedicate the first random pastime moment to a book. Possibly one of the greatest series ever created. I will say it, better than goosebumps. Because you choose the ending. Now only if the pope realized this is how to engulf readers. Everyone would be reading the bible, if you turn to page 10 you get to adulturate the neighbors wife, get laid, and go to hell. If you turn to page 23 you save a cat from a burning tree and go to heaven. Best part about it, story resets next week anyway. So when you get old, always save the cat from the tree. You’ll be golden.


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