The feds are at it again. Firstly they
have tried are trying to battle the shitty economic times we are in now with a bailout. Doesn’t look like that is going to well. Ok moving on…now it’s time to focus on prison rapings. Yes folks I said it, prison rapings. Apparently Ray Ray and Big Steve have taken it too far over in the state pen.
The feds and the National Prison Rape Elimination Commission have threatened states that if they don’t try and stop all the sexual insanity that is prison rapings, then they will decrease or stop federal funding altogether. This comes after the current figures of 60,000 buttholes a year are being violated. If you think about it though, that’s not a lot considering there is nearly 8,000,000 people in prisons across the country. A small price they had to pay for being the weak ones.
So yea, I figured I would show this to the future criminals that read this website. Go to prison! Now with a 15% less chance of being butt raped! Enjoy your stay.
Just thank God that you don’t share the same cell with Cheeseburger Eddy.