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Memos Tagged Scarlett Johansson


Oct72011

Captain Flintheart’s Top 5 Celebrity Crushes

Captain Flintheart likes his female celebrities two ways. Either fantastic looking and classy as hell like the actresses of yesteryear (more on that on a future post) or fully stocked, thick and robust. As a rule I’m not interested in ridiculously skinny girls, ESPECIALLY if you can see her ribs. In fact, you may remember I was the only TCM member to vote pro-boobs in the epic debate. I think it will be easy to see which actresses I chose fall into what category.

5. Natalie Portman

Portman2 Captain Flinthearts Top 5 Celebrity Crushes

Natalie Portman isn’t hot…she’s beautiful.

Bonus Points: She starred in 3 Star Wars movies.

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Mar122010

Photo Of The Day!

woody allen ogling scarlett johanssons breasts1 Photo Of The Day!

Can you blame him?


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