To my dismay, I didn’t have the time to turn left to check out this offer. Lord knows I should’ve.
Bonus: where is this sign from?
To my dismay, I didn’t have the time to turn left to check out this offer. Lord knows I should’ve.
Bonus: where is this sign from?


“Watch out for 4 fingered men throwing babies at cars”

“Wait 30 minutes before visiting detention”

“We do not condone abstinence”

“We also have ointment for $2.99!”
Who came up with half the signs we have on the road? When I’m driving around and see them I realize that they could be subject to a very loose interpretation. To cure boredom, I often think of the hidden meanings behind road sign’s.
What the hell am I talked about? I’m glad you asked:
For starters, is this a sign warning about deer, a sign warning about flying reindeers, or a sign warning of scared ass deer’s due to hunting season?
Is this sign a U-Turn symbol or just a symbol discouraging broke dicks from being on the road?
Is this an island sign, a sign to avoid icebergs, or a sign to use the right nostril for coke?
A sign telling you the road is slippery or a sign telling you that your piece of shit car is falling apart?
A sign telling you to watch the fuck out for quick turns or a sign telling you that you are completely fucked?
A sign warning of a rotary or a sign reminding you to lick salt, drink tequila, and suck lime until you can’t more off of the floor?
A sign to watch out for monks or people shitting on the road?
A sign telling you you’re being followed, the cops are on your ass, or maybe your too wasted to drive so pull the fuck over?
Next time you’re on a road trip, check out some of these signs and think about it for a minute or two. It’ll make your trip go faster.
“No Shadow Puppets, Real Thing Only”
“Pedophiles Welcome”
“I dare you to get out of your car and touch this sign”
“Gay Church Ahead!”
“Lesbian Bar: Expect Blue Balls”
“No Bald People Allowed in Water”
“No Haduken’s Out Of Sunroof”
This website scours the streets of New York City finding the most excellent misspellings on signs, billboards and anything else that can hold words.
Don’t really have much else to say…it’s pretty self explanatory.
Yes, I would like to speak to one of your factory trained technichians.
Who’s idea was it to bring a sign to a sporting event? After doing some research, it dates back to Ancient Roman times. It appears that fans wanted their favorite gladiators to hear what they were thinking. In a crowd of 30,000 that is quite tough to get across what you are trying to say. So a man by the name of Captineous Yar and his pals Kirkeous and Polish decided it would be a good idea to get some paper and write what they wanted to say. We actually have a photo of that very first sign which can be seen here. Little did they know that they would soon start a cultural phenomenon. Everyone saw their sign and said to themselves, why the hell don’t we do that? Soon everyone was writing their words on big pieces of paper.
This continued for centuries until the Roman Empire fell. People realized that these signs could be used for other uses rather then just at sporting events. On the ancient battlefields when armies were standing across from one another, they would have signs in order to talk shit about each other. Such comments seen were, “After killing you and your soldiers, I will personally shit in each of your mouths.” Such a comment gathered this response, “O yea!? I just raped your dog to get all fired up to chop your head off!” These of course are more extreme cases but you can get the idea of how these signs were used.
Side Note: If you think about it, Pirates technically used their flags as signs…a sign that basically said I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass.
So, this brings us to current day signage at events. Today, people are more green about their use of signs. Instead of wasting paper they just paint themselves with their teams colors, or gather a few friends and paint letters on their chests. This is good and all but sometimes it is unclear as to what they are trying to spell. You have people asking, “Is that a lower case E or a J? I can’t tell because that guys tits are covering the top of the letter!” Some people should just stick to signs and keep their shirts on.
At TCM, we salute the men who invented signs seen at sporting events. It’s a great way to express your feelings. Whether they be happy, angry or sad feelings, let the world know how you feel. So go ahead, grab that piece of oak tag, your sharpie and start writing, you modern day Shakespeare. There are never enough ways to spell out ESPN because Every Special Person Needs attention.