Captain Polish pretty much lives off of Monster Energy Drinks. So much that we recently had an intervention to help him cease and desist drinking them. The tipping point was one sunny afternoon, he was waiting at a stop light when an old lady walked up next to him. Polish noticed a huge puddle right in front of them so to be polite he offered to help her over the puddle. The old lady denied his request, so what did Polish do? He opened up a can of his Monster Energy “BFC” (Google it), chugged it then picked the old lady up and threw her over the puddle. Now I’m not talking about a gingerly little toss here. Polish literally threw her 4 city blocks. So needless to say, the Police were called arrived on scene and apprehended Polish but not after he Polish Smashed 3 of their police cars. This then causing the intervention thus inspiring me to write this post.
#7 – After an old lady denies your assistance
So you read above, the old lady denying you doesn’t mean that she doesn’t think you are capable of assisting her she just thinks that she can handle it herself. Next time this situation arises, you show her the energy drink you are about to chug letting her know you are about to do some work on her. If she looks at you and laughs, calling you a pussy, you have the right, by law, to chug that energy drink and demolish her existence. If she simply says “No thank you sonny”, then it would be inappropriate for you to demolish her existence. Think before you chug.
