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Memos Tagged sweden


Sep242009

Swedish Bra Army

SwedishGirls Swedish Bra Army

Now that I have your attention, the Swedish Army is having some equipment trouble. Apparently female troopers are having problems with their bras bursting and even melting when in drill and in combat. What are we to do? Let me tell you, I’m all for these lovely ladies ditching the bra and fighting in what the good lord gave them!

Yeah, that might sound a little too over the top, but when you think about the countries in the world you want this problem to happen to, we both know Sweden is in our top five. Swedish women are hot and there is no contesting that. The fact that they join the ranks of men in battle would make me want to enlist if I was a Swede. (I’d also have one badass name like Lars Olalfsson or Magnus Rasmussen – sort of like the dudes from the World’s Strongest Man competition).

The Swedish Army is looking into the situation, but maybe a quick fix would be to require some sort of sports bra instead of the normal apparatus that looks fairly uncomfortable. It just makes sense when you think about it.  In fact, why don’t they take a cue from America and develop their own lingerie football league and then the army could share their “uniforms” and everybody wins?

Lord knows what the Swede’s will do to fix this problem.


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Sep142009

Greatest Name…EVER.

A bus driver in Sweden decided that his name was not cool/long enough so what did he do? He gave himself a name so badass, that we just had to tell you.

s JULIUS ANDREAS GIMLI ARN MACGYVER CHEWBACKA HIGHLA large Greatest Name...EVER.

Andreas Jankov officially changed his name to:

Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov.

So, let’s quickly run down the meanings of his name:

  • Julius is an homage to the famous chimp at the Kristiansand Zoo
  • ‘Arn’ is a Swedish knight movie
  • Elessar and Gimli are from ‘Lord of the Rings’
  • ‘MacGyver’, you know that show where the guy can make a machine gun out of a snorkel mask, a paper clip and some pieces of string.
  • ‘Highlander’ could refer to either the movie or TV show, but there only can be one.
  • Chewbacka (TCM side note: We believe Andreas spelled this wrong, but since he is Swedish we will give him the benefit of the doubt. It should be spelled: Chewbacca) is from ‘Star Wars’.

I bet you this guy gets laid like no other.

You can officially throw this name into the list of badass names along with:

  • Guts the Black Swordsman
  • Nemesis Enforcer
  • The End
  • King Bloodfeather
  • Doctor Bong (Our Personal Favorite)
  • Rooster Cogburn

I wonder if his wife has to take his extremely awesome last name. I’d marry the fucker just to take his last name….and who couldn’t resist his Swedish mullet.


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