Memos Tagged ‘Swimsuit Models’


the Vault
Mar242010

The Vault

memovault The Vault

Due to the increasing number of comments on the Vault, the Captain’s have decided that it’s here to stay. Here’s a couple of good nuggets from the earlier days:

- Another Captain Kirk gem: Dictionary definitions for today’s man. “Cropdusting” and “dutch oven” cracked the 2009 version of Webster’s as a result.

- Captain Yar explains where General Tso’s came from. You can put a rest to the alley cat theory, but can’t deny its rationale.

- SI Swimsuit Rookies: The stories of the lives behind the hottest women in the world.


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Characters, Random
Nov62009

The Mysterious Case of Captain Kirk

It’s been weeks since we’ve heard form Captain Kirk on the site. To quell some of the emails we’ve been receiving on his whereabouts, it’s about time for us to come clean with what’s going on with Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

During the Meeting of the Minds, we had an excellent business meeting in which all Captain’s contributed conceptually to the growth of the site in one way or another. Kirk, playing the role of hotshot, immediately tried to one-up Captain Yar in the meeting by calling him a “fart face.” I think it’s easier just to role a tape of what happened and let you see for yourselves:

The character known in the clip as “Jim Devers” is truly Captain Kirk. No, he did not shoot himself, but he’s been too embarrassed to post ever since this occurrence.

I thought everyone needed to know what happened to Kirk because you’re probably missing some of his more popular posts like lingerie football, Sports Illustrated swim suit rookies, and analysis on our economy.

Fear not, we’re hoping Kirk will one day return after this crippling blow was dealt to his psyche, but there is no timetable for said return.

If you miss Captain Kirk’s presence on TCM, let us/him know. This might be the only way to overturn being publicly called “fart face.”


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Man Moments, Women
Mar72009

The SI Swimsuit Rookies : Part 3

Jessica Hart:

Jessica Hart

Name the best candy. Snickers? Milky Way? Nerds? Or is it the milk chocolate candy with the candy coating? If you chose the last one it may be partly because of Jessica Hart. She sprang to the top by playing the green M&M character on TV, billboards, magazines, and blogs around the globe. Not satisfied with being paid in M&M’s she went on a quest to be paid in green paper, rather than small green pellets. So she hit the Oregon trail, but due to her enormously large sack of M&M’s she tended to leave a trail anywhere she walked. This attracted a small alien creature by the name of BET (ET’s Canadian cousin), who would constantly follow her behind gobbling up the candy. With the government not to far behind the curious alien, snapping pictures, Jessica quickly found her way into the background of the governments top secret photos. When anchorman Ron Burgundy came across these pictures and exposed the alien to the world, he also exposed a beautiful, born to be model. Soon after, SI contacted her to pose in their next magazine.

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Man Moments, Women
Mar22009

The SI Swimsuit Rookies : Part 2

Lucia Dvorska

Lucia Dvorska

Struggling to make ends meat, Lucia joined a team traveling by boat across the ocean to discover an uncharted island and star in a low budget film. Upon arrival, the team quickly falls apart as they find a giant 40 foot ape inhabits the island and will do whatever it takes to get to Lucia (wouldn’t we all). After a few days and a few video shots she stars in a film that makes her famous and would put her on the radar to later become a model.

Esti Ginzburg

Esti Ginzburg

At a local Bar Mitzvah celebration for her nephew, Esti volunteered to lift one corner of the chair while everyone sang “hala na gela, hava na gela!” As that corner lagged the umph to get him in the air due to her fragile body, the rabbi told her she would be better off lifting her hair then lifting Jewish boys in the air. She listened to the rabbi and never looked back, as she has moved into a modeling career. Thanks for the push Rabbi Gelman! TCM thanks you.


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Man Moments, Women
Mar12009

The SI Swimsuit Rookies : Part 1

Let’s not kid ourselves, all of the 8 models to be featured in this series are smoking hot and would deserve a 10/10 in any conceived rating system. But anyone could look at Kim and say she is quite “intelligent” (amazingly busty) or that Cintia is a perfectly curved red head. Lets go outside the lines.

Kim Cloutier

09 kim cloutier 01 The SI Swimsuit Rookies : Part 1

Stare into her eyes for 5 seconds and then try to stare away. Tough huh? TCM has learned she has the power to hypnotize and enslave anyone she comes in contact with. Her beauty also determines the weather patterns within a 100 miles radius. Is there a blizzard outside? Be careful! Kim is having a bad hair day and could be in your neighborhood, looking for some new minions to take back to her home country of Slavakianation. Never heard of it? You will soon.

Cintia Dicker

Cintia Dicker

Prior to becoming a model Cintia was a Jedi in Star Wars. This helped build her fan base in a matter of minutes. To branch outside this “kingdom”, she changed her last name to capture the attention of new admirers, quite original, wouldn’t you agree? She still remains one of the most popular and well known models at Star Wars conventions, as she makes guest appearances, letting one lucky fan show her the skills of their light saber. Really, its a contest.


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