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Memos Tagged Tacos


Jan192010

Sad Day for Humanity

Today is a sad day for humanity. The founder of Taco Bell, Glen Bell, has passed away. I never knew the man personally, but he definitely brought us the single greatest fast food restaurant in the world.

Let me explain:

You can argue for days as to who is better (McDonalds, Subway, Burger King, Dunkin Donuts, or Taco Bell) and you’ll have many different answers. The main reason why Taco Bell beats all of these out in my eyes is because not only did Glen Bell make Mexican food accessible for all Americans who weren’t neighbors with Mexico, but he made them crave it.

No one had to do this with cheeseburgers, french fries, chicken sandwiches, donuts, and turkey sandwiches – they’re as American as over taxation (and given our wastelines are enjoyed more than exercise). The explosion in Mexican and Hispanic eateries would not be well received with main stream America if Bell didn’t take the plunge.

Note: If you listen to the Herd, they covered the “big four” fast food restaurants this morning. This not a plug for the show or an attempt to steal their humor.

Long live the legacy of the man who brought us the 7-layer burrito and the Chalupa.

Thanks to Gabbalicious for passing this along.



Jul302009

Inappropriate Signage

I figured I would muster up some photoshop magic and place signs where they would be, in a normal world, completely inappropriate.

There is no doubt in my mind that I would for certain shop at this pharmacy.

potstore Inappropriate Signage

Only if…

beerschool Inappropriate Signage

This probably is the most realistic out of the bunch. I’m sure if you step into the ghetto, you can surely find this hell of a deal.

gunliquor Inappropriate Signage

I would most certainly declare myself a devotee to the Church of Live Nudes.

xxxchurch Inappropriate Signage

Who needs Taco Bell when you have the OB/GYN Taco. The best of both worlds!

tacogyno Inappropriate Signage

Well, that’s all for now. If you all can think of any other offensive/inappropriate signage, please let us know so we can make some for the future.



Jun152009

Taco Town

I would actually eat that.



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