Please note that coffee addiction is likely the only thing you have in common with him.
Thanks to JT for sending this our way.
Please note that coffee addiction is likely the only thing you have in common with him.
Thanks to JT for sending this our way.
If your a regular reader of this blog, you will know I’ve been following and posting about this band ever since I heard of their existence. Today is the day it all pays off, as their self titled album is officially released.

You can listen to their first single, “New Fang” here. The band has also streamed their entire album on youtube. If you still live in the dark ages like Flintheart and you want to buy their album you can make that happen by going here.
Awhile back I decided to post a list of what songs I had been listening to. The readers and the other captains seemed to enjoy it, so I’ve decided to do it again and this time include some more insight on the tracks selected. I realize their are some of you out there who could positively not give a flying fuck about what music i’m listening to. If that’s the case, this should ease your pain.
For everyone else, here is the list:
Another new clip from Them Crooked Vultures upcoming album has been released. “Gunman” is definitely the strangest and most out there so far. It’s danceable (as demonstrated by the skeletons in the video with wine bottles in their hands) and seems like it should be played at a rave fresh from the crypt. This just goes to show us the new album and the band is even more diverse than we expected.
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It’s finally happening. With each move the band makes shrouded in secrecy many of us thought this album was very far on the horizon. We now know the self titled album drops November 17th here in the states and November 16th across the ocean.
Modern Rock Radio will pick up a single from the album this Monday, October 26th. Information on which song has yet to be released.
Them Crooked Vultures will contain the following tracklist:
01 No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
02 Mind Eraser, No Chaser
03 New Fang
04 Dead End Friends
05 Elephants
06 Scumbag Blues
07 Bandoliers
08 Reptiles
09 Interlude With Ludes
10 Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up
11 Caligulove
12 Gunman
13 Spinning in Daffodils
It’s a good time to be alive.
You can read the exact same information I posted, here and here.
As I mentioned on Wednesday, I was lucky enough to see Them Crooked Vultures in concert at the Electric Factory in down town Philly on Columbus Day. For those of you who are unfamiliar, the band consists of Dave Grohl (of the Foo Fighters, formerly of Nirvana) on drums, John Paul Jones (formerly of Led Zeppelin) on bass and Josh Hommes (of Queens of the Stone Age) on guitar and lead vocals. They don’t have an album out yet or a single to promote, even their myspace page is devoid of music. In fact, the only thing they have officially released are 3 short instrumental clips on their youtube page. I went into this concert not even knowing what the vocals would sound like.
I won’t bore you with the cluster fuck of shittacity that we experienced while chooglin’ to the show or how we were the only ones pregraming in a random ass parking lot which included not one, but two bums (who both seemed well acquainted with proper concert etiquette). Or the fact that the ticket didn’t mention an opening act and we ended up wasting an hour in the venue while our miller high life’s stayed locked in our trunk.
The crowd for this show was an amalgam of every rock show i’ve ever been to. It was a small venue filled with more testosterone than Kimbo Slice’s beard. Anyway, I was ecstatic to see John Paul Jones (who is one half of one of the most solid rhythm sections of all time) play fucking bass. The 63 year old man that he is, looked and played bass like he wasn’t a day over 39. He seemed unbelievably happy to (1) be relevant again and (2) to be playing bad ass mother fucking music. He even played keytar for a song…for real.
Seeing Dave Grohl drum was also a personal highlight for me. He hasn’t drummed much since he started the Foo Fighters over a decade ago, so I knew this was as close to Nirvana as I was ever going to get. He drums like a man possessed, with an intensity matched only by Animal of the Muppets.
Observe! (I suggest playing these videos at the same time for optimum effect)
Animal
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Mr. Grohl
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The show started off with the song *Elephants and the hinges blew off the proverbial door. Angular rock and roll with laser precision tempo changes and deep muscular rhythms. At that moment the crowd would have committed murder if possible. The band was augmented by 2nd guitarist and Matt Pinfield lookalike Alain Johannes.
The true highlight for me came with the song *Scumbag Blues. Picture the Cream song, Sunshine of Your Love filtered through the White Stripes 21st century blues/sleaze. The whole show was a little over an hour. No frills, no cover songs, limited chatter and a heavy dose of heavy rock and roll, but not “angry” music as is often characterized by this type of music. Few bands i’ve seen in my day would be able to match their intensity, which was second only to Rage Against The Machine’s 1st reunion show, which I was literally scared for my life to be at.
*These videos are actually from the show at Philly
Up until this weekend, I had no issues with Philadelphia. Not only is it a fascinating hot bed of American history but it also share’s the title and location of one of TCM’s favorite TV shows.
On Columbus day I was lucky enough to attend a concert by the band, Them Crooked Vultures (more on that in a future post). Haven’t heard of them? That’s because they haven’t released an album yet and no singles. Trust me by 2010 you will know who they are.
Anyway, my companions and I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express right in downtown Philly. It was a swanky ass hotel with the WORST parking garage you have ever seen. By this I mean it was limited parking to begin with and the parking attendant spends his whole day moving cars in and out with some Austin Powers maneuvering so someone can go away for an hour and than come back. It’s hard to explain, but it was a serious game of Tetris.
When we went to check out the next morning, they slipped the bill receipt under the door. The bill had 4 charges, accommodations (obviously) and parking were the first 2. The next 2 were something I’ve never seen before in my entire life:
A state occupancy tax and a city occupancy tax.
What. The. Fuck.
I have never seen such a thing in my entire life. Are you telling me it costs my ass extra money just to stay in your shit-tastic state, not to mention an additional fee to stay in a city within that state? That is fucking bold, Pennsylvania. You need to get off your high horse and sit the fuck down.
I’ll admit it. I’m border line obsessing over these guys. The thing is I love music, but I feel like the older I get the more and more I get let down by new albums I’m looking forward to. Them Crooked Vultures came out of nowhere and instantly beat my ass down with a slightly used umbrella.
This is the longest segment so far (almost a minute) for a track titled “Scumbag Blues”, possibly a tribute to the inventor of the truck nuts. This song makes me feel like I should be in a swanky British office building drinking Brandy, toasting to evil, smoking a cigar and plotting my take over of the world.