Last month I showed you a different real life transformer. Well this might be even more absurd/ridiculous/awesome.
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Memos Tagged Transformers
Jun172010
Photo Of The Day!
There was a brief moment when the uber geek inside me saw this and thought turning your car into a Transformer might be the coolest thing ever. Than I realized that this dude ruined a perfectly awesome car.
For shame.
Mar222010
Two Noble Causes
Ordinarily when the Captains devote an article to Facebook it usually entails a rant about how much we despise it. This time however, we’ve found something worthy of praise. Recently, two groups have been brought to our attention that are both epic in scope and important corner stones of the modern civilization we inhabit.
The first group is titled, Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback. If you like the music of Nickelback please exit this website immediately and never ever come back. Seriously, please go fuck yourself. They are the worst thing to come out of Canada since Alex Trabeck. Join this group and prove that an inanimate object is both more talented and has more appeal to normal humans than Nickelback ever will.
The second group is, My Sister Said If I Get One Million Fans She Will Name Her Baby Megatron. That’s right, Megatron from fucking Transformers. Why wouldn’t you want to help make this a reality? This is nothing short of glorious.
TCM doesn’t ask our readership for much. But if you have a soul you will help contribute to these noble causes.
Jan152010
Transformers: War for Cybertron, Video Game
I’m a big fan of the Transformers cartoon from the 80′s, not so much the live action movies. You may also have been able to tell that modern video games make me nervous. The last video game system i’ve owned is a Playstation 1. However, their is a new Transformers video game in the works that combines the best elements of the cartoon and the new movies and let me tell you it looks fucking, badass.
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Dec182009
Cartoon Intro’s Compliation
This youtube montage covers some of the better cartoon intro’s from the late 80′s/early 90′s including, Transformers, Thundercats, He-Man, Voltron etc. These all seem to be a bit more “action” (aka badass) oriented, so if you are looking for Ducktales or Tale Spin you are sorely out of luck.
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Jul32009
Transformers Transforming
No sly word play here. What the title says, is exactly what this is. A reader asked me to post this video. How could I say no? When I was a kid I couldn’t possibly fathom a cooler concept. I still can’t, with the exception of maybe a naked chick who could transform into a car after sex and drive her ass home. Apparently, the Decepticons prayed for the same thing…
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Jun112009
Even Decepticons Need To Get Laid Too
With the new Transformers movie a few weeks away, I’d like to bring up an interesting point we stumbled across. Why is there no female Decepticons? There is at least one female Autobot. I was always under the impression that the Transformers just made each other in the back lab. Where else did so many come from once the handful of them crashed on earth? Furthermore, if they could just create each other what’s the deal with the Decepticons lack of women? No wonder they are so fucking pissed off all the time. It’s like if a bunch of male inmates on death row sentences occupied an island with other male inmates. In fact, Cybertron is really one big prison yard. Their entire civil war is probably over that one female. That’s really unfortunate because I’d wager Megatron can transform into much more personal and pleasurable items than just a handheld gun.
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