So the #1 Pornstar in the Netherlands, Bobbi Eden, tweets this:
So yea, I’m pretty sure every man who has access to the internet will now be rooting for the Netherlands. Expect some violence if they lose this afternoon…mainly from us here at TCM.
The vuvuzela is, no doubt about it, the most annoying thing to hit any sports scene since Tim McCarver. After a full weeks worth of watching the World Cup I have grown used to the sound, and at this point all I can think of is Dane Cook’s fuck bees” skit. I still wonder how the fans blow this shit ALL MATCH.
This shit is pretty funny.
Keeping up with the FIFA World Cup 2010 hype, Google Earth released a video tour of all the hosting stadiums in South Africa.
Soundtrack possibly provided by Radiohead.
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If you want a more detailed tour of all the stadiums, check this out.
The World Cup is coming to South Africa in June and if you’re like me you care fuck all about soccer. However these things only happen once every four years and they’re a blast/worth participating in. You don’t have to like soccer to rock out on it. The Cup presents opportunities for the fun, excitement, and possibly Brazilian girls. Here’s how to make it work…
Location
The last thing you want to do is go to a regular American bar or tavern. You need something a little exotic to enjoy the World Cup. Its hard to beat German Biergartens for the international atmosphere and awesome beer selection. This is going to be your best choice. There should be a number of strange accents and crazy European people coming out of the woodwork. This also means hot foreign chicks. Another option is Mexican restaurants who will probably have the craziest fans and best food. Dos Equis and tequila will give you a new appreciation for the game. I would avoid British pubs lest you be dragged into an actual soccer conversation though.
Behavior
Be respectful, but feel free to be the ignorant soccer fan you want to be. People get rowdy and patriotic all over the world for this tournament. Riots, brawls, and chaos are not uncommon. I say get loud and have fun during the Cup. Dress up in red, white, blue colors and tell anyone you see that America is gonna win it all. You can be a little obnoxious but don’t drift into Eagle’s fans territory (no one wants to see those sad fucks). Relax, sample as many world beers as possible, and check out foreign girls. Trash talk is fun but watch-out for hooligans.
Dangers
Hooligans, high-alcohol German beer, nationalism, annoying soccer chants
Pro’s
Exotic women, high alcohol German beer, seeing different cultures, shouting out “Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaal
Synopsis
Take the excuse for a party and go with it. Use it as a way to expand your knowledge of other nations and get drunk and happy with their peoples. Do it right and do it again in four years.
Originally by Captain Fuerza.
