Upon waking after a hard night of drinking, there are always three items to make sure are not lost. A wallet, a phone, and of course, your keys. A lost wallet could be relatively quickly replaced, as the contents can be canceled and requested online. A phone, while pricey, could also be replaced through one of the thousands of retail chains around the country. But keys, well they remain much more difficult. Car key? If a spare is available it’s in a drawer somewhere at home. Yes, a home that requires a key to enter, which was just lost. Work bathroom key, girlfriends chastity belt key, key to the city, gym pass key, mailbox key, and random key (which it turns out opens the drawer to the spare car key).
So TCM has the answer. It’s certainly not to stop drinking. Nor to expect you will never misplace one of your three most important items….
Zipper pants! Why are all pant pockets open? Why are the only closable pockets secured with buttons that always fall off? It’s about time Levi’s took the advice of TCM and created pockets that could close. I’ve never lost my junk. You know why? It’s behind a zipper.
This has nothing to do with this article, more a friendly TCM reminder. The Lingerie Football League is coming.
