Top 10 Awesomest Mugshots

Let’s have a look at what this great nation gives us in terms of criminal photography. Top 10 BEGIN!

#10 – Assaulting an Officer of the Law

He assaulted a police officer by kicking him in the balls. By the look on his face, the officer got his revenge.

#9 – Disorderly Conduct/Public Indecency

He was arrested after running around the local park naked roaring like a lion.

#8 – Pooping pants in public

His face says it all, “I just pooped.”

#7 – Possession of Kiddie Porn

You aren’t fooling anyone with that t-shirt buddy.

#6 – Domestic Abuse

He looks fairly happy to be there, doesn’t he?

#5 – Noise Ordinance

He was arrested after making too much noise attempting to take off like a helicopter. We are told that his attempt was unsuccessful.

#4 – Resisting Arrest

She insisted on chopping off both of her middle fingers if the officers arrested her. Well, from looking at this mugshot, they arrested her.

#3 – Conspiracy to Commit A Super Devious Plot

The only way to stop this crime from happening is to uncurl his mustache.

#2 – Piracy (Duh!)

Well what the hell else did you think I was gonna say!?

#1 – Impersonating Skeletor

This is a very serious crime to commit on the planet of Eternia. It is punishable by an hour alone with Battle Cat whilst in heat.