Remember childhood? Remember all the stuff people didn’t tell you? Well let’s change that. This post is related to some books kids now a days should own AND read.
#10 – Knowing this altered my perception about women when I was 19. Yes, 19.
#9 – The experience of parental rivalry at a young age
#8 – Pooping in the woods = awesome. Would’ve saved a lot of jeans.
#7 – Don’t know how this works out, but probably would’ve made me be more adventurous.
#6 – Early introduction to sex, drugs, and well, sex.
#5 – If I knew I could do this at age 5, I’d be in UFC.
#4 – The horrible question with an even horrible answer – Daddy is going to town.
#3 – A good substitute for this book title should be, “How Wearing a Helmet Keeps You Safe (And Makes Everything Dull)”
#2 – The minute a man learns about his balls, they protect them forever avoiding that eight year-old bitch that kicks all the young lads in the nut sack during recess.
#1 – There it is kids. No need for commitment, just follow Horton’s lead!
Another great list Captain, I emailed this one to some friends. Remember to post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are on Twitter now, if you add a list to our site, let us know so that we can Tweet it to our followers.
Don’t Forget “Mommy Drinks Because You Cry.” A classic.
Or “Pop! Goes the Hamster… And Other Great Microwave Games.”