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By: Captain of the Month – April 2010 | The Captains Memos

Captain of the Month – April 2010 | The Captains Memos — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:33:09 +0000

[...] at the boat only to find it completely trashed and covered in what seemed to be a mix between bald eagle’s blood and about 100 or so pounds of human crap that looked like it had been thrown through a fan. [...]

By: Lynyrd Skynyrd ain’t the only one with a sweet home. | The Captains Memos

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:32:47 +0000

[...] As Seen In: The Big Lebowski Estimated Purchase Cost: $4,565,000 Why I would live in it: Not only did smut legend Jackie Treehorn occupy this house, but it is currently owned by NBA “superfan” James Goldstein. To me basketball is probably the most boring sport on earth right next to figure skating and World Championship Text Messaging. So how anyone could be a “superfan” of this game beats the shit out of me. But if being a “superfan” gets a house like this, sign my ass up. We have only seen tidbits of the house in the movie Big Lebowski, but from what I’ve seen, I think Goldstein is living a pretty solid life even if his wife’s bedroom nickname is Dennis “The Worm” Rodman. [...]

By: A absurd, completely useless history of Thanksgiving. | The Captains Memos

A absurd, completely useless history of Thanksgiving. | The Captains Memos — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:23:17 +0000

[...] Bear kabobs skewered on the ivory tusks of an African Elephant and cooked in a stew mixture of American Eagle blood and Drop Bear testosterone. Sounds like my drunk snack at 3am. No wonder why I keep waking up with [...]

By: mr.m

mr.m — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:16:44 +0000

Jake Roberts is not dead.

By: DG

DG — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:18:19 +0000

Ron Jeremy looks like MARIO on ACID in that pic!