Douchebag Beach, NJ

I’m going to make a call to the Air Force and request a napalm strike on Guido Beach. Let’s kill them all while we have the chance!

The girl Jen at the end is an epic skunt slore.

Barber’s Secret Sideburn Code | The Captains Memos says:

July 30, 2009 at 10:47 am

[...] every single time they do it they cut my sideburns at an angle. Just like I’m some kind of Jersey beach ghetto thug all star douche [...]
Top Ten People That Suck At Life | The Captains Memos says:

September 4, 2009 at 12:52 pm

[...] are a long time reader of this site, then you know how much we love these guys. You can see here, here, here and here. These guys are quite possibly the epitome of sucking at life. Everything they do [...]

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