This morning out by a little country we here at TCM call Somalia, a band of pirates hijacked and American flagged ship. We really don’t want to get into specifics, but apparently it was a cargo ship delivering stuff to another country with some Americans on board. Well, what does this mean for the pirates once they are eventually thwarted? One word. Pain. If anyone has seen the Life Aquatic then they know how Americans feel about pirates being on their boats.
- “Did you see Zissou, that motherfucker was a one man wrecking machine!”
- “Yea, but he has terrible aim.”
I warn you Somalian Privateers, I’d leave before its too late.
Full story here.
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