…and when I say all of her glory, I mean a wacked-out web site dedicated to her awesome get-up in Return of the Jedi:
This was the hottest film anyone 5 years old was able to watch. Upon seeing Princess Leia, a generation of young boys realized what a boner was. If only half of them learned what to do with that boner, we’d have less IT people and the world would be a better place.
I know, this Captain has written too much about Star Wars this week, but it’s on me mind. Princess Leia and Chewbacca should have mated. There kids would’ve been cool, hairy, and hot – if any of that makes sense.
PS – TCM gives a big shout out to loyal reader “OBRIEN” for passing along this link!
[...] if only we could get a celebrity that looks like Princess Leia in that metallic bikini [...]
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[...] It can cook your steaks and destroy fucking planets! Could you really ask for more? Unless, your metallic bikini slave girl was grilling for you while you got [...]
This would be a great look for my girlfriend! She is blonde, unlike Leia, and her baby blue eyes and red lips accentuate her beauty. My girlfriend looks like a princess anyway. She may as well look like a SLAVE princess! Ya know, if I ordered her that gold bikini from http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com and convinced her to put it on for me, it would sure be tempting to sneak up behind her and attach a REAL chain to the back of her collar. Even though I am not evil, I could do it in such a way that she may actually appreciate her newfound slavehood. :-)
Then I could pull her close to me by her leash, pet her beautiful hair, and admire her bikini knowing she’ll never be allowed back into regular clothes ever again.
Hmmm? That sounds like a good idea. I may do this.
wow, your creepy.
leia’s dazzling in the slave outfit. wouldn’t mind being in jabba’s chair with a beauty like that.