Jessica Hart:
Name the best candy. Snickers? Milky Way? Nerds? Or is it the milk chocolate candy with the candy coating? If you chose the last one it may be partly because of Jessica Hart. She sprang to the top by playing the green M&M character on TV, billboards, magazines, and blogs around the globe. Not satisfied with being paid in M&M’s she went on a quest to be paid in green paper, rather than small green pellets. So she hit the Oregon trail, but due to her enormously large sack of M&M’s she tended to leave a trail anywhere she walked. This attracted a small alien creature by the name of BET (ET’s Canadian cousin), who would constantly follow her behind gobbling up the candy. With the government not to far behind the curious alien, snapping pictures, Jessica quickly found her way into the background of the governments top secret photos. When anchorman Ron Burgundy came across these pictures and exposed the alien to the world, he also exposed a beautiful, born to be model. Soon after, SI contacted her to pose in their next magazine.
Damaris Lewis:
A rags to riches story can often be one for the books. A Cinderella story, for example, is one the creators of American Idol drool about to find. (Tooth Fairy Spoiler: The contestants certainly aren’t chosen based on their vocal skills alone). Or, it could involve a poor singer rapping about how much he loves his baby and hates his baby’s mama, over and over, using this to catapult his way out of a trailer park. And then there’s Damaris’ story, its not really that complicated. She used sex to get through school and get excellent grades, used it to get promoted as well as get raises, and continues with the same strategy today. After the camera guy and column editor got lucky, she made her way into the newest sports illustrated magazine. Girls, take note. There really are no negatives to using this method of advancement, except beastman aids.
