We all know there are many bitches in the world (don’t tell Lindsay we used this pic – she’ll sue), but one little 3rd grader from Washington D.C. added about another 90 classifications to the list.
Here’s page 1 of the list that some teacher grabbed off the ground:
Imagine what the other four pages looked like!
See if you can identify with any of these “new bitches,” bitches.
Thanks for loyal reader Gabbalicious for passing this along.
I don’t know what’s more incredible – the lengthy list of “bitches” or the fact that this was concocted by a third grader.
I was impressed that it came from a 3rd grader. I have one classification for bitches, but apparently kids these days are just more in tune with what’s going on out there than we are.
she forgot bitches that cannot spell