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Sep242009

Women & Sunglasses

What’s up with women these and those huge praying mantis sunglasses? It’s spiraling out of control.

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They always buy the ones that frame their face perfectly and hide what they don’t want you to see. How many times have you witnessed a girl you thought was hot wearing sunglasses and as soon as she took them off you knew exactly why she was wearing them?

Another thing, ladies. It’s not a cool trend to wear them on top of your head when your inside for long periods of time. I understand the reason behind it in most cases. But when you work in an office and you have them on top of your head for 8.5 hours a day, you might need an intervention. Take those fuckers off. Or are you waiting for the moment the rapture commences and Heaven’s bright lights will burn out your sinning eyes?

It’s not fashionable, it’s fucking stupid. Another thing while I’m ranting, Teenagers take those goddamn stickers off your baseball hats and bend the fucking brim.

Thank you

3 Responses to “Women & Sunglasses”

  1. DG says:

    What about sunglasses for stoners??? We need that Mysteriousness like Jack Nicholson does at the lakers games…..Also I don’t bend the brim but i do take the sticker off…..Is that legitimate???

  2. Captain Flintheart says:

    I’m not anti-sunglasses in general, they are almost always acceptable (especially for stoners). It’s just the ones women wear sometimes that start at the eyebrow and end mid to lower cheek. So all you see when you look at them is a mouth a nose and 2 shiny chrome insect eyes (i.e. Bono Stylee)

  3. Nora says:

    I love my praying mantis sunglasses!!!

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